I apologize in advance for my use of puns. Amsterdam just requires it. It's so 'dam awesome. See? I did it again.
Veteran's Day and our anniversary fall in line, by design, each year as the weather starts to change and leaves are notably lovely. With tickets to Istanbul in my Expedia cart, Tom's office decided that he needed to go to the Hague for work that week instead and just like that, we were headed to the land of our northern breathren! Hello, Holland!
I love Amsterdam. I'm committed to starting a one-woman campaign to convince people that it's a city of more than just hookers and drugs. I mean, they are there, if that's your thing. But, it's not really my thing and I still love that city. It was the perfect time of year to be there, the canals lined with yellow, orange, and red leaved trees, lazily shedding their leaves with each gust of wind. Strolling the streets, sipping whatever warm beverage we picked up along the way, hand in hand with my hubby, it was one of those wonderful European weekends.
To help promote Amsterdam, I'll give you hooker/drug alternatives.
1. Shopping: Oh my goodness, I love shopping in Amsterdam. It's amazing. In Italy, I am a 2X. Seriously. It's depressing. And that's in a normal sweater. In Amsterdam, I'm a M. My ego was padded with the knowledge that I am among my tall, heftier people. Felt good! Tom's luggage was mysteriously missing for the first two days of our journey and he was freezing in a windbreaker and short sleeved polo. It must also be noted that Tom doesn't buy or pick out any of his own clothes anymore. "You dress like a frat boy from 1992. Just let me be your stylist." Somehow, Lord only knows how, I convinced Tom to get a burgundy "old man" cardigan (his words, obviously). Oh my goodness, he looks like the snuggliest, most adorable professor ever. Wearing that while sitting by the fire place at our hotel, sipping cognac. Adorable.
2. Museums: If you are uncultured and unlearned, not unlike myself, you may not remember that the Dutch were once badasses and dominated like pretty much everything. Also, if you are unlearned and easily confused, not unlike myself, you are often confused by the fact that the Netherlands and Holland are the same thing and that they are all Dutch. I know, it took me an embarassingly long time to get that all under my belt. Don't worry, you aren't alone. But back to the Dutch: they were a pretty big deal and consequently collected a bunch of cool stuff way back in the day that is now housed in a ton of awesome museums. We got to Rembrandt's (which was his first name, by the by! See? Bizarro kids names aren't just big now. It was a thing even back in the 1700's! Take that Apple Paltrow!) Night Watch and that group of Dutch guys that I only know is a famous painting because it's on a cigar box.
3. Yet another Zoo: Tom was all museumed-out by the end of day 2 and so, as a special treat to him, we went to the zoo. Tom immediately turns into a 7 year old kid the minute we enter any animal themed institution. He was practically running from exhibit to exhibit, shouting when birds would hop around and checking off each enclosure on our park map to make sure that we hit all of the highlights. We decided that it would be fun to see a show in the Planetarium and so stopped into 'Space Trip.' Well it was entirely in Dutch. So, we sat there, listening to what I am convinced is a fake language for 35 minutes.
T: Lynne, what did they say?
L: Tom, I don't know. It's in Dutch.
T: I thought your family is Dutch.
L: My ancestors. From like the 1700's. I mean, your family is Irish, how come you didn't know any Gaelic when we were in Ireland.
T: Shhh, I'm learning about space right now.
4. Spend time with your sweetie: For me, a chance to walk around, have meals just the two of us and just spend time with my hubby was the best. Tom is one of the best men that I know, in my own, humble opinion. He is the calm to my storm, the logic to my crazy, and the optimism in my sea of fear. At some point, I'll figure out what exactly it is that he gets out of being married to me... But I am insanely glad that he's stuck around with me, getting to share these little adventures throughout Europe, hand in hand. Whatever is in our future, I know that I'll weather the storm with him by my side. I love you, my darling.
Veteran's Day and our anniversary fall in line, by design, each year as the weather starts to change and leaves are notably lovely. With tickets to Istanbul in my Expedia cart, Tom's office decided that he needed to go to the Hague for work that week instead and just like that, we were headed to the land of our northern breathren! Hello, Holland!
I love Amsterdam. I'm committed to starting a one-woman campaign to convince people that it's a city of more than just hookers and drugs. I mean, they are there, if that's your thing. But, it's not really my thing and I still love that city. It was the perfect time of year to be there, the canals lined with yellow, orange, and red leaved trees, lazily shedding their leaves with each gust of wind. Strolling the streets, sipping whatever warm beverage we picked up along the way, hand in hand with my hubby, it was one of those wonderful European weekends.
To help promote Amsterdam, I'll give you hooker/drug alternatives.
1. Shopping: Oh my goodness, I love shopping in Amsterdam. It's amazing. In Italy, I am a 2X. Seriously. It's depressing. And that's in a normal sweater. In Amsterdam, I'm a M. My ego was padded with the knowledge that I am among my tall, heftier people. Felt good! Tom's luggage was mysteriously missing for the first two days of our journey and he was freezing in a windbreaker and short sleeved polo. It must also be noted that Tom doesn't buy or pick out any of his own clothes anymore. "You dress like a frat boy from 1992. Just let me be your stylist." Somehow, Lord only knows how, I convinced Tom to get a burgundy "old man" cardigan (his words, obviously). Oh my goodness, he looks like the snuggliest, most adorable professor ever. Wearing that while sitting by the fire place at our hotel, sipping cognac. Adorable.
2. Museums: If you are uncultured and unlearned, not unlike myself, you may not remember that the Dutch were once badasses and dominated like pretty much everything. Also, if you are unlearned and easily confused, not unlike myself, you are often confused by the fact that the Netherlands and Holland are the same thing and that they are all Dutch. I know, it took me an embarassingly long time to get that all under my belt. Don't worry, you aren't alone. But back to the Dutch: they were a pretty big deal and consequently collected a bunch of cool stuff way back in the day that is now housed in a ton of awesome museums. We got to Rembrandt's (which was his first name, by the by! See? Bizarro kids names aren't just big now. It was a thing even back in the 1700's! Take that Apple Paltrow!) Night Watch and that group of Dutch guys that I only know is a famous painting because it's on a cigar box.
3. Yet another Zoo: Tom was all museumed-out by the end of day 2 and so, as a special treat to him, we went to the zoo. Tom immediately turns into a 7 year old kid the minute we enter any animal themed institution. He was practically running from exhibit to exhibit, shouting when birds would hop around and checking off each enclosure on our park map to make sure that we hit all of the highlights. We decided that it would be fun to see a show in the Planetarium and so stopped into 'Space Trip.' Well it was entirely in Dutch. So, we sat there, listening to what I am convinced is a fake language for 35 minutes.
T: Lynne, what did they say?
L: Tom, I don't know. It's in Dutch.
T: I thought your family is Dutch.
L: My ancestors. From like the 1700's. I mean, your family is Irish, how come you didn't know any Gaelic when we were in Ireland.
T: Shhh, I'm learning about space right now.
4. Spend time with your sweetie: For me, a chance to walk around, have meals just the two of us and just spend time with my hubby was the best. Tom is one of the best men that I know, in my own, humble opinion. He is the calm to my storm, the logic to my crazy, and the optimism in my sea of fear. At some point, I'll figure out what exactly it is that he gets out of being married to me... But I am insanely glad that he's stuck around with me, getting to share these little adventures throughout Europe, hand in hand. Whatever is in our future, I know that I'll weather the storm with him by my side. I love you, my darling.
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