Yesterday we went on a Mini-Cruise along the Amalfi Coast. To start off the day, we met the tour bus near the airport at 7:30 AM and drove off to the port near Sorrento. During the 40 minute bus ride, the tour guide discovered that there were more people on the bus than had paid. She read off names but it was hard to hear and we were sitting in the back a bit confused. Then she came down the aisle checking everybody's name. When she got to our group of 5, she discovered who wasn't on the list. All of us! I showed her my receipt and she wrote all of the names down and came back about 5 minutes later to point out the problem. The girl at the USO booked us on the trip the following weekend. I turned bright red, embarassed that I had taken on this simple task of booking our group and began to fear that this bubbly Italian girl would turn deadly and leave us stranded at the super sketchy Port of Naples to find our own way home! Instead, ever the sweetheart that she was, she giggled and referred to us as "the illegals" all day.
The boat had three levels: one with a dining area and half covered/half open deck at the stern (did you like that? Nautical speak! "I'm on a boat!") The top two decks were covered in beach chairs and immediately upon opening the ropes to let us in, Italians in tiny swim suits. At this point, it was quarter of 9 and almost every Italian on the boat was in a string bikini or Speedo. We saw a very common fashion trend of Italian swim suits: men LOVE red speedos and women changed their suits hourly right where they sat. We saw quite our fair share of lady bits onboard yesterday!
We eventually got to Capri and were given 30 minutes to swim around the boat. An "Italian line" formed at the stairs on either side of the boat and we all were pushed and shoved by sweaty, nearly nude Italians in line. I don't mind a normal Italian line, which is to say a mass of people in no particular order or even linear form, under normal circumstances all THAT much but when everyone is clad only in tiny bits of spandex, it makes me a bit uncomfortable! Alas, we all, minus Tom, who hates the sun and avoids it at all costs, hopped into the water and swam around, making continued note of our good fortune for living in Italy. The water was super salty but so clear that you could see to the bottom, some 40-50 meters, according to Nathan's guestimations.
Back on board, our hair started to dry in the salty, crusty manner that is highly attractive. We cruised another 40 minutes until we reached Positano where we piled off of our larger boat onto a very small boat. The fare was 3 Euro roundtrip and I think to save money on gas, the boat driver and his very pushy wife, decided to cram as many of us onto the boat as possible. We assumed that two trips would be made and when I was numbered "trentuno" (31) I began to worry that all five of us wouldn't fit on the tiny boat! How wrong I was! At least 50 of us got on the tiny boat! It rolled so strongly in the wake of other boats that we were obliged to go very very slowly into port.
Once on dry land in Positano, our group stopped into La Pergola for lunch. The food was pretty good, though expensive. As always, I voted Tom's provalone stuffed gnocchi with zucchini the best dish. From our lazy lunch, we wandered the streets of Positano for a few minutes and looked at artwork, shoes and a cute, 580 EURO top. Wow, Fendi really is that expensive. "No, no, just looking!"
We all got some gelato, though I've decided that Kinder is my favorite flavor, and sat in the shade/sun (level of burnt depending) before getting back on our boat to the bigger boat. Kim and I tried our hand at underwater photography with my Stylus Tough camera (which can be dropped from 6.6 ft and can go 33 feet under water!). The salt water made this task incredibly difficult and we ended up getting a lot of pictures of my armpit or bubbles.
All in all, we had a lovely day on our cruise! We finished up with burgers at Blackwood, the Irish style pub by Kim and Nathan's house, and a huge beer each. Upon arriving home, I remembered the previously agreed upon rule that "no one can touch their sheets before showering first."
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Home Life
So now we’ve been in the ol’ apartment for three whole weeks today! It’s our three week-aversary!
We’ve opened every box by now. They have been broken down or stuffed with excess paper and are all sitting on our balcony until such time as I stop being forgetful and call the moving company to come back and take them all away. (I’ll write that note to myself yet again in my daytimer…) The first two weeks involved several calls between Perla, the poor woman at housing whose name we actually remember and thus call regularly to help us, and our landlord. We’d call Perla in a frantic state because the key to the laundry room was missing, the DSL password is still isn’t correct or because the AC in our bedroom still doesn’t work. There are flowers in store for Perla very soon... Most recently, I wrote poor ol’ Perla an email because the alarm company came out and something needs to be fixed before our alarm will work. The guy spoke some English and when he left, we both muddled through “You practice English, I’ll practice Italian before we meet again.” To that end, I’ve done the first 4 lessons in my Italian grammar book and made Tom about 500 flashcards of common phrases. We’ll have to start hitting the books harder when our neighbors start coming back into town.
This week was Ferragosto, the celebration of the Assumption of Mary, our neighborhood has been a ghost town. Most everyone in our neighborhood is somewhere else vacationing right now. I mean it, everyone! The Agip where we park has been locked up since Sunday, when I filled out my ration card to get gas. The night/Sunday watchman must take some other week off because he’s been there every day! He and poor Ella, the skinny dog that lives at the gas station, who loves our CRV because it’s the only car tall enough for her to sleep under. In Italy, hand guestures are very popular. I took a class on them and it’s been remarkably helpful. The most important one, I’ve discovered, is to put your hand out like a finger gun. Are you doing it? I’m doing it as I type this to make sure that I’m explaining it correctly. So, finger gun out, then turn your whole hand on the 90 degree axis from right to left repeatedly. This means the following:
1. It doesn’t work (common when your tv, alarm system or AC are broken and the technician can’t tell you why)
2. I’m not working (this is most common in taxis, buses or gas stations are on strike or closed)
3. I don’t have any money (this one seems odd, but it’s very helpful when gypsies approach you in the Ikea parking lot. They are normally unphased and follow you around shouting Italian curse words.)
This is the hand gesture that the parking attendant uses to tell me that he won’t take my ration card, the sign our landlord gives me when I try to tell him that the DSL doesn’t work and the sign that the alarm technician gave me when the alarm wouldn’t turn on.Speaking of Ikea: That place is amazing. Difficult, but amazing. If normal Ikea wasn’t hard enough when trying to figure out if the Fromburhan is something that you actually want to buy, it’s even harder when the description of said item is in Italian. Luckily, we got all of the right things, with the exception of a kitchen cart for our very wide kitchen hallway. I have this sneaking suspicion that we may never own an actual cart there, as Ikea doesn’t ever have them in stock and no one in the States will ship them to our PO box. Drat! But anywho, we came back from Ikea with a coat rack, two rugs (oh the feeling of rugs on your feet is amazing after standing on marble tile all day!), a collection of placemats and my personal favorite, a little cart to put my groceries in. It’s black and white polka dots and I’m sure Tom will feel remarkably masculine filling it up with groceries out of the trunk of the car! And today, we bought the other most important thing: a fan for our bedroom. The AC hasn’t worked in a week and with all of the windows open, we tend to hear that alarm that goes off EVERY night. What is it to? Why does it always go off? What in the name of Pete triggers it at 2:30 every morning!?!? Alas, these are things that we will hopefully get used to, or we can drown out a little more with the fake air movement of a fan. It’s the simple things in life that really do it for me.
I’ve included some pictures of the before and not-entirely-after shots. We’ve still got some artwork that needs to be hung up and various piles of things that need a home. For some reason, when it’s 85% complete, I’m more inclined to just not look at the piles of things that still have to be put away. Plus, with both of us working, it’s been a bit tough to find the time and energy at night to continue working on the house. But, we’ll get there eventually! Will try to keep everyone posted as we start our own personal tourist season. The travel plans for now include:
Amalfi Coast Day Cruise on Saturday, August 20
Naples Underground Tour Sunday, August 28
The Cinque Terre over Labor Day Weekend
Ireland Oct 1 for the Valentia Island Half Marathon
Stuttgart to visit my friend, Anna, from UVA over Oktoberfest!
Somewhere for our anniversary that Tom’s in charge of
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Almost a Week...
We have now been in our apartment for 6 days. The first three involved no power, no gas and no appliances. With boxes in every corner of the place and paper covering everything else, we slowly sorted through the mess and have tried to piece back together what once was an orderly home.
The first challenge involved trying to figure out what would go where. Tom seems to think that I have an "eye" for design when really I have an eye for what I don't like. He'd shove couches, the coffee table and our tv into different parts of our living room and I'd turn my nose up and say "No.... that's not it." Talk about helpful! The fact that I know these couches have an expiration date certainly doesn't help. But, alas.
Finally, on Tuesday morning, our appliances arrived. The Navy provides European spec appliances free of charge and delivers them for free too! Our fridgerator arrived and is 23" wide! It's so skinny! The washer fit snuggly into our little laundry room and then the Italian movers started yelling at one another on the porch. It turned out that the dryer was too wide to fit in the laundry room but the guys were running late for their next appointment and claimed that they didn't have anything smaller. At that moment, Nathan arrived and saved the day! I cannot say enough wonderful things about Nathan and all of the help that he has been. Working my own husband to death is normally something that I do without significant remorse, as I feel that my affections should be enough to entice him to do the massive "honey-do" lists that I leave for him. Have I mentioned that he's a wonderful man as well??? But poor Nathan did all of this out of the goodness of his heart! And perhaps a desire to use his power tools. Tom and Nathan began by taking apart the dryer and the door frame to our laundry room and concluded by taking apart and then putting back together a double wide wardrobe that was in the guest bedroom and is now in our master bedroom.
On Wednesday, post Tom/Nathan demo/reconstruction-athon, Tom came home a bit early from work when I called his office to ask him to help me unload the car. I am not ashamed to say that I can spend money like a real champ. And that moving into a new house requires a lot of touches to make it feel like home. That, and the movers threw away all of my candles before we left San Diego and I have a very close attachment to candle light. So! With baskets to hide things, a mountain of candles and new pillows, along with the entire trunk-full of groceries, I called me beloved hubby to help me move it the half block from the Agip gas station (our parking lot) to our 6th floor apartment. Tom later reported that the guys in his office openly mocked both him and I for this, but I don't really care. The bags were heavy and I needed help! 10 trips later, we got everything inside and Tom openly mocked me for the things that I had deemed "important." What? I told him that we needed a rosemary plant! And I told him that I wanted adorable candles that looked like the ones in the PotteryBarn catalog! He's been warned!!
Last night, I made the first homecooked meal in our place: stuffed peppers. Sure, it was a weird choice and oddly 50's housewife of me, but I didn't really plan my grocery trip to include a meal for that evening and I had most of the things to make them. We ate our 50's meal on our balcony, my favorite room in the house and after the sun went down, we drank a bottle of Soave wine and watched the city light up. The moon was so bright that it lit up the water in the Bay and made Sorrento and Capri visible on the horizon. Sitting out there, with my wonderful husband and best friend, I couldn't help but sigh and think, "This is the life. I am so blessed."
Love and hugs to all of our friends and family!
Lynne and Tom
xoxo
The first challenge involved trying to figure out what would go where. Tom seems to think that I have an "eye" for design when really I have an eye for what I don't like. He'd shove couches, the coffee table and our tv into different parts of our living room and I'd turn my nose up and say "No.... that's not it." Talk about helpful! The fact that I know these couches have an expiration date certainly doesn't help. But, alas.
Finally, on Tuesday morning, our appliances arrived. The Navy provides European spec appliances free of charge and delivers them for free too! Our fridgerator arrived and is 23" wide! It's so skinny! The washer fit snuggly into our little laundry room and then the Italian movers started yelling at one another on the porch. It turned out that the dryer was too wide to fit in the laundry room but the guys were running late for their next appointment and claimed that they didn't have anything smaller. At that moment, Nathan arrived and saved the day! I cannot say enough wonderful things about Nathan and all of the help that he has been. Working my own husband to death is normally something that I do without significant remorse, as I feel that my affections should be enough to entice him to do the massive "honey-do" lists that I leave for him. Have I mentioned that he's a wonderful man as well??? But poor Nathan did all of this out of the goodness of his heart! And perhaps a desire to use his power tools. Tom and Nathan began by taking apart the dryer and the door frame to our laundry room and concluded by taking apart and then putting back together a double wide wardrobe that was in the guest bedroom and is now in our master bedroom.
On Wednesday, post Tom/Nathan demo/reconstruction-athon, Tom came home a bit early from work when I called his office to ask him to help me unload the car. I am not ashamed to say that I can spend money like a real champ. And that moving into a new house requires a lot of touches to make it feel like home. That, and the movers threw away all of my candles before we left San Diego and I have a very close attachment to candle light. So! With baskets to hide things, a mountain of candles and new pillows, along with the entire trunk-full of groceries, I called me beloved hubby to help me move it the half block from the Agip gas station (our parking lot) to our 6th floor apartment. Tom later reported that the guys in his office openly mocked both him and I for this, but I don't really care. The bags were heavy and I needed help! 10 trips later, we got everything inside and Tom openly mocked me for the things that I had deemed "important." What? I told him that we needed a rosemary plant! And I told him that I wanted adorable candles that looked like the ones in the PotteryBarn catalog! He's been warned!!
Last night, I made the first homecooked meal in our place: stuffed peppers. Sure, it was a weird choice and oddly 50's housewife of me, but I didn't really plan my grocery trip to include a meal for that evening and I had most of the things to make them. We ate our 50's meal on our balcony, my favorite room in the house and after the sun went down, we drank a bottle of Soave wine and watched the city light up. The moon was so bright that it lit up the water in the Bay and made Sorrento and Capri visible on the horizon. Sitting out there, with my wonderful husband and best friend, I couldn't help but sigh and think, "This is the life. I am so blessed."
Love and hugs to all of our friends and family!
Lynne and Tom
xoxo
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Move it or Lose it
At long last, our household goods have arrived in our little apartment! The relief of knowing that our possessions, both prized and otherwise, would be within our grasp in a matter of hours left me sleepless the night before. Like Christmas, except you're just getting your own stuff back and it's about 85 degrees outside.
The movers were sitting on the side of the road having a smoke when we pulled up. They had gotten there early but were in no rush to start unpacking before the hydraulic lift arrived, which was not scheduled to arrive until 4 pm and meant hard labor for them to start before the life. They started anyway, verifying our 5 crates were numbered and sealed correctly and then piling as much as they could into our tiny, old elevator that fits no more than 2.5 people. The problem, as has been noted earlier in the blog, is that the elevator doesn't go all the way up to our apartment. It goes to the fifth floor (which is really the 6th) and we're up a floor after that.
Hours later, around 5:30, the lift finally arrived. It had been described to me as a ladder with a platform and sort of grapling hook that folds over the balcony. What came was more like a bucket truck or window washing platform. It extended up to our balcony, but not over the top. So, seven stories above granite, marble and volcanic ash brick sidewalks, three Italian men were standing on a soft overhang of our downstairs neighbors. No harnesses, no safety gear, not even on the right side of the balcony. I started to get hives on my neck. They were grunting and shouting, trying to lift our buffet over the three foot bucket handrail and then bring it down 6 feet to our porch floor. I remembered the piece being heavy, but knew that I had slid it around the floors of our house in San Diego in an effort to clean behind it. Upon it safely reaching the deck and all 3 Italian men still being alive, it turned out that our packers had wrapped inside our sound system, tennis rackets, the linens and duvet of our masterbedroom set and, just for grins, the cushions for my oversized study chair. Add a partridge and a pear tree and it might really have been Christmas!
The day went on with relatively few broken items. But none of this would have gone as smoothly without my wonderful husband, Tom, reminding me to stop hovering and breathe deeply. Also, our wonderful friends, Kim and Nathan, who arrived with the most amazing Italian wine juice boxes and snacks. We had packed water, Wheat Thins and a case of beer, but these two rolled in like real champs. Nathan put together my crazy, asymetrical bookshelf while Kim checked and double checked all of the boxes coming into the house.
To end the night, after prosecco and watching the wedding reception that we could spy on from our balcony (complete with a juggler! Italy takes wedding reception entertainment very seriously), we found a great pizzeria! Solopizza, our soon to be locals hangout, has an enormous menu of, wait for it, only pizza. We each ordered our own and mini bottles of wine. Kim prepared us with the warning that 9 times out of 10, when ordered off an entirely Italian menu, you normally get something completely different from what you were expecting. For my part, I just don't know how many times it's going to take me ordering something with "fritto" in the title before I remember that it will be fried. Nathan's pizza came, as he guessed, with 12 toppings, one of them being a soft fried egg. Tom, yet again, took home the title of best menu choice and we all left, exhausted, full and relieved that the day was over.
More pictures to come as our place becomes our new home. With me fiddling over the proper organization of bookshelfs, barware (or "wine cups" as our movers wrote on the boxes), and potted plants, we'll be sure to have enough crazy to keep the house interesting!
Love and hugs to you and yours,
Lynne and Tom
xoxo
The movers were sitting on the side of the road having a smoke when we pulled up. They had gotten there early but were in no rush to start unpacking before the hydraulic lift arrived, which was not scheduled to arrive until 4 pm and meant hard labor for them to start before the life. They started anyway, verifying our 5 crates were numbered and sealed correctly and then piling as much as they could into our tiny, old elevator that fits no more than 2.5 people. The problem, as has been noted earlier in the blog, is that the elevator doesn't go all the way up to our apartment. It goes to the fifth floor (which is really the 6th) and we're up a floor after that.
Hours later, around 5:30, the lift finally arrived. It had been described to me as a ladder with a platform and sort of grapling hook that folds over the balcony. What came was more like a bucket truck or window washing platform. It extended up to our balcony, but not over the top. So, seven stories above granite, marble and volcanic ash brick sidewalks, three Italian men were standing on a soft overhang of our downstairs neighbors. No harnesses, no safety gear, not even on the right side of the balcony. I started to get hives on my neck. They were grunting and shouting, trying to lift our buffet over the three foot bucket handrail and then bring it down 6 feet to our porch floor. I remembered the piece being heavy, but knew that I had slid it around the floors of our house in San Diego in an effort to clean behind it. Upon it safely reaching the deck and all 3 Italian men still being alive, it turned out that our packers had wrapped inside our sound system, tennis rackets, the linens and duvet of our masterbedroom set and, just for grins, the cushions for my oversized study chair. Add a partridge and a pear tree and it might really have been Christmas!
The day went on with relatively few broken items. But none of this would have gone as smoothly without my wonderful husband, Tom, reminding me to stop hovering and breathe deeply. Also, our wonderful friends, Kim and Nathan, who arrived with the most amazing Italian wine juice boxes and snacks. We had packed water, Wheat Thins and a case of beer, but these two rolled in like real champs. Nathan put together my crazy, asymetrical bookshelf while Kim checked and double checked all of the boxes coming into the house.
To end the night, after prosecco and watching the wedding reception that we could spy on from our balcony (complete with a juggler! Italy takes wedding reception entertainment very seriously), we found a great pizzeria! Solopizza, our soon to be locals hangout, has an enormous menu of, wait for it, only pizza. We each ordered our own and mini bottles of wine. Kim prepared us with the warning that 9 times out of 10, when ordered off an entirely Italian menu, you normally get something completely different from what you were expecting. For my part, I just don't know how many times it's going to take me ordering something with "fritto" in the title before I remember that it will be fried. Nathan's pizza came, as he guessed, with 12 toppings, one of them being a soft fried egg. Tom, yet again, took home the title of best menu choice and we all left, exhausted, full and relieved that the day was over.
More pictures to come as our place becomes our new home. With me fiddling over the proper organization of bookshelfs, barware (or "wine cups" as our movers wrote on the boxes), and potted plants, we'll be sure to have enough crazy to keep the house interesting!
Love and hugs to you and yours,
Lynne and Tom
xoxo
Sunday, July 31, 2011
The Art of Cheese
Yesterday we went on a Cheese Making Tour in Avellino. About an hour east of Naples, we joined Aldo, my tour guide of choice, to visit a "caseificio." The literal translation is closer to "dairy house" than "cheese factory" because Italians think of factories as being too industrial to make something like cheese. Interesting note! On the way, we saw the beautiful countryside and learned why there were so many fires on the mountain that day. It turns out that it is hazelnut harvesting season this weekend and that many Italians who immigrated to other countries normally come home to help with the harvest of hazelnuts.
To harvest hazelnuts, farmers burn the vegetation and lower branches of the bush. It is important to note that Naples has fires daily, if not hourly. The trash lying on the sides of the roads in plastic bags builds up with methane and ignites all the time. That, and during riots, people will burn trash in downtown piazzas. Needless to say, fire is something that we've grown oddly accoustomed to. So to say that there were a lot of fires in Naples yesterday will hopefully help the reader to understand just how many there were. The countryside looked like fog had rolled in, the fog you see in Napa Valley, that sinks in and engulfs the hills.
When we finally arrived at the caseificio, we piled out of the bus to find a two story house with a large shed next door. This is where the family lives, makes cheese and sells it with 3 ratty looking dogs and an adorable 3 year old running around in Daisy Duck apparel. When we arrived, 3 bottles of water, 2 bottles of wine and 10 plates of cheese sat on the table. Machinery noise made it difficult to hear, so Aldo beckoned us to the eat while we waited. He shouted "they can't stop in the middle of the process. We must wait!!" And so we did! There is nothing like eating cheese and drinking wine at 9 AM! The vat with the cheese in it was enormous! Two men in jeans and t-shirts with white galoshes were scooping the ricotta from the vat into little plastic baskets on a steel incline with a rubber bucket at the bottom. This allows the excess water to drain. But they can't put a full scoop in every basket at once because that causes air pockets. They have to plop about 1/4 of a cup into each basket at a time and let it settle. Talk about slow food!
I bought some cheese, I'm not sure what it's called, with arugala inside. Mmm!!! And biscotti that you are to dip into limoncello. (Which we did later that night and determined that limoncello is still not Tom's favorite drink, even with biscotti) My 0.44 kg (nearly a pound) of cheese and bag of biscotti was 2,70 Euro! I couldn't understand at first why he didn't want my 20!
Buzzed from an hour of drinking wine and eating cheese, Aldo called "his children" back onto the bus to drive to the lunch location. Da Rosa Ristorante was another 20 minutes east in the middle of nowhere! Upon arriving, the rather hefty driver of the Nissan that had lead us through some windy back roads exited his car and Aldo remarked "The food here must be good!"
Lunch was included in our tour price and I'm fairly certain that we got our money's worth. Aldo told us that we would get a sampling for antipasti and 6 "tasting portions" of pasta. Tasting portions in Italian are like the never-ending pasta bowls at the Olive Garden, except the food's actually good. My favorite was the linguini in truffle cream sauce. Oh my goodness! It was SO delicious! Then there was truffle ravioli. Oh, stop! Then there was a meat course. Wait, what? Five different types of meat followed by eggplant, zucchini and salad. Fruit course then dessert. And, because Aldo loves getting more stuff, the waiter brought us pitchers of peaches and soaked them in wine. It was like really simple sangria.
Our section of the table had 6 bottles of wine between 6 of us. We laughed our way through the 4 hour lunch and on the way out, took loads of pictures in the little garden on the side of the ristorante.
To harvest hazelnuts, farmers burn the vegetation and lower branches of the bush. It is important to note that Naples has fires daily, if not hourly. The trash lying on the sides of the roads in plastic bags builds up with methane and ignites all the time. That, and during riots, people will burn trash in downtown piazzas. Needless to say, fire is something that we've grown oddly accoustomed to. So to say that there were a lot of fires in Naples yesterday will hopefully help the reader to understand just how many there were. The countryside looked like fog had rolled in, the fog you see in Napa Valley, that sinks in and engulfs the hills.
When we finally arrived at the caseificio, we piled out of the bus to find a two story house with a large shed next door. This is where the family lives, makes cheese and sells it with 3 ratty looking dogs and an adorable 3 year old running around in Daisy Duck apparel. When we arrived, 3 bottles of water, 2 bottles of wine and 10 plates of cheese sat on the table. Machinery noise made it difficult to hear, so Aldo beckoned us to the eat while we waited. He shouted "they can't stop in the middle of the process. We must wait!!" And so we did! There is nothing like eating cheese and drinking wine at 9 AM! The vat with the cheese in it was enormous! Two men in jeans and t-shirts with white galoshes were scooping the ricotta from the vat into little plastic baskets on a steel incline with a rubber bucket at the bottom. This allows the excess water to drain. But they can't put a full scoop in every basket at once because that causes air pockets. They have to plop about 1/4 of a cup into each basket at a time and let it settle. Talk about slow food!
I bought some cheese, I'm not sure what it's called, with arugala inside. Mmm!!! And biscotti that you are to dip into limoncello. (Which we did later that night and determined that limoncello is still not Tom's favorite drink, even with biscotti) My 0.44 kg (nearly a pound) of cheese and bag of biscotti was 2,70 Euro! I couldn't understand at first why he didn't want my 20!
Buzzed from an hour of drinking wine and eating cheese, Aldo called "his children" back onto the bus to drive to the lunch location. Da Rosa Ristorante was another 20 minutes east in the middle of nowhere! Upon arriving, the rather hefty driver of the Nissan that had lead us through some windy back roads exited his car and Aldo remarked "The food here must be good!"
Lunch was included in our tour price and I'm fairly certain that we got our money's worth. Aldo told us that we would get a sampling for antipasti and 6 "tasting portions" of pasta. Tasting portions in Italian are like the never-ending pasta bowls at the Olive Garden, except the food's actually good. My favorite was the linguini in truffle cream sauce. Oh my goodness! It was SO delicious! Then there was truffle ravioli. Oh, stop! Then there was a meat course. Wait, what? Five different types of meat followed by eggplant, zucchini and salad. Fruit course then dessert. And, because Aldo loves getting more stuff, the waiter brought us pitchers of peaches and soaked them in wine. It was like really simple sangria.
Our section of the table had 6 bottles of wine between 6 of us. We laughed our way through the 4 hour lunch and on the way out, took loads of pictures in the little garden on the side of the ristorante.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Churches AND Castles, Naples You're Fancy!
The problem with being an unemployed housewife living in a 200 square foot hotel room in the middle of a corn field is this: you start to go insane. It's been 40 days since we stepped foot off of the plane in Capodichino Airport in Naples and I've done a lot. A trip to Sorrento (and the Amalfi Coast), a trip to Berlin, tours of Downtown Naples and even gotten into an Italian (albeit broken-Italian) fight with a street vendor who tried to cheat me out of my correct change. However, despite all of these fun and exciting adventures, I find myself having days where I hole myself up in this tiny hotel room, eat baked ziti and watch old episodes of the West Wing on iTunes or watching the remaining minutes of "The Sorcer's Apprentice" for the third time.
To end the monotony and before I have to start gainful employment, I signed up for every tour that I could between last week and the second week in August. So far, I've gone to the Open Air Market in Vomero (our soon/not-so-soon to be neighborhood), the Churches of Naples and the Castles of Naples. I've also signed up for a three week Easy Italian class, forced myself onto unsuspecting wives who mentioned, if ever so briefly, that they were new to the area and found 1,001 ways to spend my first three consecutive paychecks. The list includes outdoor patio furniture, a coat rack and entry table, various expensive Italian handbags and lest we forget, the new couches that Tom has promised me when at long last, we can throw out those horrid ones that his ex-girlfriend picked out.
My trip to Vomero was made decidely humorous when a young lad who works for the local American newspaper, the Panorama, came along. With his fancy camera, he took pictures of Brenda (please see aforementioned overly eager friend making note) and myself looking at shoes, dresses and jewelry. Needless to say, he probably hated having to write this article. On the plus side, several street vendors thought that he was a journalist for some really legit newspaper or tourist magazine (no offense, Jeff or the Panorama) and began jumping into pictures and offering us first looks at just about everything. Far be it for me to correct them! He is technically a journalist! Every picture I took ended up with 3 Italian men jumping into the shot and throwing a thumbs up and saying "Go USA! Go Obama!" 'Atta Boy!
I'd hate to bore my dear readers with too many pictures of castles and churches, so I'll just say this: I was oddly surprised by many of the beauties hidden beneath the surface. Naples is known (and quite rightly) for being a dirty city. It's true. Sitting on such prominent real estate, there are views that take my breath away and then stenches of trash or burning trash that bring it right back. Graffiti covers most every wall and makes you so sad to see the loss of something so lovely that withstood so many centuries only to see it covered in spray paint and urine. It broke my heart to walk into the most gorgeous cathedral, Santa Chiara (St. Claire) and to see the marble stair case sprayed with "Giorgio <3 Maria." Great, Giorgio. However, once inside the sacred gates and in what once was the cloister for the convent, stood the most amazingly ornate courtyard. Aldo, the adorable tour guide on both excursions, explained that the nuns we normally dropped off at age 8 and were never allowed to leave the convent walls. Ever. This courtyard was their only means of ever seeing the light of day and what nature is really like. To that end, paintings and ceramic tiles cover the courtyard depicting scenes of what like is like outside of the walls. Pristinely kept over the years, this was one of those moments that made you really appreciate the history of the city.
I'm heading to another Castle (the Caserta Palace) on Thursday and trying to find ways to keep myself busy until our apartment is ready. I was told today that it failed the first inspection and will probably be another week. Tick tock....
Lynne
xoxo
To end the monotony and before I have to start gainful employment, I signed up for every tour that I could between last week and the second week in August. So far, I've gone to the Open Air Market in Vomero (our soon/not-so-soon to be neighborhood), the Churches of Naples and the Castles of Naples. I've also signed up for a three week Easy Italian class, forced myself onto unsuspecting wives who mentioned, if ever so briefly, that they were new to the area and found 1,001 ways to spend my first three consecutive paychecks. The list includes outdoor patio furniture, a coat rack and entry table, various expensive Italian handbags and lest we forget, the new couches that Tom has promised me when at long last, we can throw out those horrid ones that his ex-girlfriend picked out.
My trip to Vomero was made decidely humorous when a young lad who works for the local American newspaper, the Panorama, came along. With his fancy camera, he took pictures of Brenda (please see aforementioned overly eager friend making note) and myself looking at shoes, dresses and jewelry. Needless to say, he probably hated having to write this article. On the plus side, several street vendors thought that he was a journalist for some really legit newspaper or tourist magazine (no offense, Jeff or the Panorama) and began jumping into pictures and offering us first looks at just about everything. Far be it for me to correct them! He is technically a journalist! Every picture I took ended up with 3 Italian men jumping into the shot and throwing a thumbs up and saying "Go USA! Go Obama!" 'Atta Boy!
I'd hate to bore my dear readers with too many pictures of castles and churches, so I'll just say this: I was oddly surprised by many of the beauties hidden beneath the surface. Naples is known (and quite rightly) for being a dirty city. It's true. Sitting on such prominent real estate, there are views that take my breath away and then stenches of trash or burning trash that bring it right back. Graffiti covers most every wall and makes you so sad to see the loss of something so lovely that withstood so many centuries only to see it covered in spray paint and urine. It broke my heart to walk into the most gorgeous cathedral, Santa Chiara (St. Claire) and to see the marble stair case sprayed with "Giorgio <3 Maria." Great, Giorgio. However, once inside the sacred gates and in what once was the cloister for the convent, stood the most amazingly ornate courtyard. Aldo, the adorable tour guide on both excursions, explained that the nuns we normally dropped off at age 8 and were never allowed to leave the convent walls. Ever. This courtyard was their only means of ever seeing the light of day and what nature is really like. To that end, paintings and ceramic tiles cover the courtyard depicting scenes of what like is like outside of the walls. Pristinely kept over the years, this was one of those moments that made you really appreciate the history of the city.
I'm heading to another Castle (the Caserta Palace) on Thursday and trying to find ways to keep myself busy until our apartment is ready. I was told today that it failed the first inspection and will probably be another week. Tick tock....
Lynne
xoxo
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
The Complete Idiot's Tour of Berlin
I've only taken 2 trips without Tom since getting here and I feel like my blog might turn into more of the lessons in what NOT to do when traveling... Big take aways from this trip included: EasyJet is crazy, bike tours are much easier ways to see a city, check your ticket on mass transit.
Easy Jet
Easy Jet is what Southwest Airlines would be like if they were less organized. Like Southwest, you don't have assigned seats on this airline. So everyone rushes up to the gate and sprints (literally! people are sprinting across the tarmac and up those stair cars to get into their perfect seat) to the stair cars located at the front and back doors of the planes. It is utter insanity and then you realize that you are running too!! Despite it being unorganized, it all happens very quickly, probably because everyone is running! When Italians are involved, a group of people who don't see lines are being either steadfast or important, it becomes even crazier. The stair car, probably wide enough for one person and their carry on, suddenly has 4 people squished in, their suit cases hanging over the side. It's crazy! During the flight, I was so surprised that people stood in the aisle for most of it. They plopped into other people's seats when the flight attendants came past and then stood up again. It made me think that American flights are so boring! This was the noisest flight I've ever been on and when the plane landed, everyone started clapping and cheering! Haha! Good job, pilot, we survived!!!
Bike Tours
On my first day in Berlin, Sarah and I walked about 9 miles! Our feet were so sore at the end and we agreed not to do that again. On day 2, we rented bikes through Fat Tire Bike Tours, not to be confused with the delicious San Diego-based brewing company. Cairan, our cuddly-looking Irish tour guide, helped us all get set up on our bikes and off we went! My bike was named Margarita and Sarah's was the Sistine Chapel. Sidenote: when people say, "It's just like riding a bike" they forget that some of us haven't ridden a bike in like 5 years. It took me a good 30 minutes to remember how to ride a bike! I would change this phrase to be: "It's just like after you've ridden a bike for 30 minutes"
Sarah and I did the Third Reich tour of Berlin and it was fantastic! It was almost 5 hours in total and cost 22 Euro! That's a pretty good bargain in my book! We learned so much and got to see so much of the city! I'm trying to get a stamp in each of the four cities where they have franchises so I can get my *free* t-shirt. (* included for the benefit of one Dr. Kristine Ehrich, lest she tell me the logic behind how the t-shirt isn't technically free. See, Kristine! Sometimes I learn things where we're drinking wine together!!!!) We saw so many beautiful parks, hauntingly sad memorials and subtle reminders of the devastation of war, it was all very moving and incredibly interesting.
Public Transit: Not for the Faint of Heart
My Complete Idiot's Guide to Germany book said about 1,000 times that Berlin is a very tourist friendly city and the transit system is so easy to use! I defy you, tour book! I can get lost all on my own, thank you! After taking the public transit system from the Schonefeld Airport to Zoologischer Garten and then switching trains and going to Wittenbergplatz all on my own on the way to meet Sarah, I thought I was an old pro! We even rode the metro AND the train while we stayed there. With my new cute shoes and my fancy Zara blazer, I felt chic and ultra European and got to the metro with confidence exuding from my every pore! For tickets that take you outside of the city, you have to go a special travel office and they print you the ticket. Mine was 3 Euro and had B3 15:59 on the time. So I went up to the platform and stood next to a sign that said B3. But noticed that many of the cities on the list were going further away from the airport so I asked an old woman waiting on the bench if this would take me to Schonefeld Airport. She assured me that I was in the right place.
Fast forward 45 minutes. I was still on the train but it had stopped at Postdam, which on a map is like the exact opposite direction of the airport. I wasn't super pressed for time, as I had assumed it would take me longer to walk to the train station and had a good 40 minute buffer, but recalling that time that I rode the DC metro to Arlington Cemetary instead of the Navy Yard, I thought to ask. A portly family of Germans was sitting across from me and I asked the father if this train was going to the aiport. He didn't speak English but his 12 year old daughter was learning in school. So we started talking and she asked "Where is it that you would like to reach upon your final destination?" My goodness, talk about formal! When she showed me a route to take, a woman sitting behind her popped in and they began to speak at length in German. She took the map, which I had given to the 12 year old and showed me another way to get there. Then a German businessman took the map and he showed me a way to get there. Then another man, who up until this time I had assumed was Italian (hereafter referred to at PI - Pseudo-Italian) began speaking in German. So much German flying around! So many people grabbing my map and pointing!
In the end, PI grabbed my map (I was considering the number of germs on this piece of paper by this point) and pointed downstairs after the two business people had left. I thanked the girl and her family and followed him. At the platform, he yelled at a friend of his, some 100 meters (getting the hold of that crazy metric system ever so slowly!) ahead of us and they began speaking about my predicament. The friend, in turn, grabbed the map (1,001 germs on the map by now) and told me to go down the platform and wait for the "small train." So there I was, in the middle of a field with a train station, alone thinking "I'm going to be stuck in a random field in Germany." Or take the most expensive cab ride of all time back to Berlin. Either way, my 3 Euro train ticket wasn't seeming like such a bargain....
At length, three jolly German women walked onto the platform and, I think, assumed I was trying to mug them when I begged 'Do you speak English???' 'Oh... only a little.' one replied, hoping that I would take this as a failure and leave them alone. Not on your life, sister! In as few words as possible, I asked 'Schonefeld? This track?' Since moving to Italy, I have considered leaving my urban planning education behind and taking up miming as my career. I've shown amazing potential in the last month and think with practice, I could flurish. She nodded and smiled. "Your English seems pretty good to me!" I said.
I finally made it onto the small train. While it sadly was not child sized, it did only have two cars and took me, with relatively no speed, to the airport where I again partook in the absolute insanity of Easy Jet, the Italian Edition, and made it back home. No stamps in my passport on that journey, but damn if I don't feel like I should get a gold star for making it back to Naples with all of my stuff and at the correct time! Berlin, you were a pretty cool place, aside from the drunken German men who made a list for Sarah and I about all of the things that they don't like about Americans. High on that list was: "You have too much of an emphasis on war." Really, Germany? Like you have any right to talk about world domination... I'm looking forward to going back with Tom, acting like I know all everything that I actually learned on our tour from college, and impressing him with my random facts. Plus, I didn't have a pork knuckle while I was there and they are supposedly quite good. Seriously, Anthony Bourdain said so!
Easy Jet
Easy Jet is what Southwest Airlines would be like if they were less organized. Like Southwest, you don't have assigned seats on this airline. So everyone rushes up to the gate and sprints (literally! people are sprinting across the tarmac and up those stair cars to get into their perfect seat) to the stair cars located at the front and back doors of the planes. It is utter insanity and then you realize that you are running too!! Despite it being unorganized, it all happens very quickly, probably because everyone is running! When Italians are involved, a group of people who don't see lines are being either steadfast or important, it becomes even crazier. The stair car, probably wide enough for one person and their carry on, suddenly has 4 people squished in, their suit cases hanging over the side. It's crazy! During the flight, I was so surprised that people stood in the aisle for most of it. They plopped into other people's seats when the flight attendants came past and then stood up again. It made me think that American flights are so boring! This was the noisest flight I've ever been on and when the plane landed, everyone started clapping and cheering! Haha! Good job, pilot, we survived!!!
Bike Tours
On my first day in Berlin, Sarah and I walked about 9 miles! Our feet were so sore at the end and we agreed not to do that again. On day 2, we rented bikes through Fat Tire Bike Tours, not to be confused with the delicious San Diego-based brewing company. Cairan, our cuddly-looking Irish tour guide, helped us all get set up on our bikes and off we went! My bike was named Margarita and Sarah's was the Sistine Chapel. Sidenote: when people say, "It's just like riding a bike" they forget that some of us haven't ridden a bike in like 5 years. It took me a good 30 minutes to remember how to ride a bike! I would change this phrase to be: "It's just like after you've ridden a bike for 30 minutes"
Sarah and I did the Third Reich tour of Berlin and it was fantastic! It was almost 5 hours in total and cost 22 Euro! That's a pretty good bargain in my book! We learned so much and got to see so much of the city! I'm trying to get a stamp in each of the four cities where they have franchises so I can get my *free* t-shirt. (* included for the benefit of one Dr. Kristine Ehrich, lest she tell me the logic behind how the t-shirt isn't technically free. See, Kristine! Sometimes I learn things where we're drinking wine together!!!!) We saw so many beautiful parks, hauntingly sad memorials and subtle reminders of the devastation of war, it was all very moving and incredibly interesting.
Public Transit: Not for the Faint of Heart
My Complete Idiot's Guide to Germany book said about 1,000 times that Berlin is a very tourist friendly city and the transit system is so easy to use! I defy you, tour book! I can get lost all on my own, thank you! After taking the public transit system from the Schonefeld Airport to Zoologischer Garten and then switching trains and going to Wittenbergplatz all on my own on the way to meet Sarah, I thought I was an old pro! We even rode the metro AND the train while we stayed there. With my new cute shoes and my fancy Zara blazer, I felt chic and ultra European and got to the metro with confidence exuding from my every pore! For tickets that take you outside of the city, you have to go a special travel office and they print you the ticket. Mine was 3 Euro and had B3 15:59 on the time. So I went up to the platform and stood next to a sign that said B3. But noticed that many of the cities on the list were going further away from the airport so I asked an old woman waiting on the bench if this would take me to Schonefeld Airport. She assured me that I was in the right place.
Fast forward 45 minutes. I was still on the train but it had stopped at Postdam, which on a map is like the exact opposite direction of the airport. I wasn't super pressed for time, as I had assumed it would take me longer to walk to the train station and had a good 40 minute buffer, but recalling that time that I rode the DC metro to Arlington Cemetary instead of the Navy Yard, I thought to ask. A portly family of Germans was sitting across from me and I asked the father if this train was going to the aiport. He didn't speak English but his 12 year old daughter was learning in school. So we started talking and she asked "Where is it that you would like to reach upon your final destination?" My goodness, talk about formal! When she showed me a route to take, a woman sitting behind her popped in and they began to speak at length in German. She took the map, which I had given to the 12 year old and showed me another way to get there. Then a German businessman took the map and he showed me a way to get there. Then another man, who up until this time I had assumed was Italian (hereafter referred to at PI - Pseudo-Italian) began speaking in German. So much German flying around! So many people grabbing my map and pointing!
In the end, PI grabbed my map (I was considering the number of germs on this piece of paper by this point) and pointed downstairs after the two business people had left. I thanked the girl and her family and followed him. At the platform, he yelled at a friend of his, some 100 meters (getting the hold of that crazy metric system ever so slowly!) ahead of us and they began speaking about my predicament. The friend, in turn, grabbed the map (1,001 germs on the map by now) and told me to go down the platform and wait for the "small train." So there I was, in the middle of a field with a train station, alone thinking "I'm going to be stuck in a random field in Germany." Or take the most expensive cab ride of all time back to Berlin. Either way, my 3 Euro train ticket wasn't seeming like such a bargain....
At length, three jolly German women walked onto the platform and, I think, assumed I was trying to mug them when I begged 'Do you speak English???' 'Oh... only a little.' one replied, hoping that I would take this as a failure and leave them alone. Not on your life, sister! In as few words as possible, I asked 'Schonefeld? This track?' Since moving to Italy, I have considered leaving my urban planning education behind and taking up miming as my career. I've shown amazing potential in the last month and think with practice, I could flurish. She nodded and smiled. "Your English seems pretty good to me!" I said.
I finally made it onto the small train. While it sadly was not child sized, it did only have two cars and took me, with relatively no speed, to the airport where I again partook in the absolute insanity of Easy Jet, the Italian Edition, and made it back home. No stamps in my passport on that journey, but damn if I don't feel like I should get a gold star for making it back to Naples with all of my stuff and at the correct time! Berlin, you were a pretty cool place, aside from the drunken German men who made a list for Sarah and I about all of the things that they don't like about Americans. High on that list was: "You have too much of an emphasis on war." Really, Germany? Like you have any right to talk about world domination... I'm looking forward to going back with Tom, acting like I know all everything that I actually learned on our tour from college, and impressing him with my random facts. Plus, I didn't have a pork knuckle while I was there and they are supposedly quite good. Seriously, Anthony Bourdain said so!
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